Deal a round

Pick who's at the table. You need at least two.

Which game?

G♣GolfEvery round, written down.U♦UNODraw. Play. Shout it.8♣Crazy EightsEights wild. First one out wins.W†︎WarWinner takes all.F≈Go FishAsk around. Land the set.M♛Old MaidPair off. Don't get stuck.R♠RummyFirst out takes the table.500♦Rummy 500Melds pay. Deadwood costs.GR♥Gin RummyKnock, or go for gin.

House rules

Cards staked per war

When a battle ties, each side stakes this many cards face-down before the next face-up flip. A seat with fewer cards left stakes what it can.

At the table

Exactly 2 players.

Chris Duffelmeyer

House playersThe house fills these seats and plays its own turns — no phones needed. House players only join live online tables, and a round with them at it doesn't count toward anyone's lifetime records.

Short a seat? The house sends players like Miss Ruby or Cousin Earl. Their rounds don't count toward records.

Cards on the table.